From my heart:

 

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Next Show on Sunday: Interview with comedy video geniuses Alex and Marissa of “Ricky Shore Sings The Blues” Link: http://youtube.com/rickyshoresings

If you haven’t heard Part 1 of “That Was Some Expensive Baloney”, they download it now or you’ll be completely lost.

…waiting in lines…waiting…waiting….

 

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DUI Information:

-Designer Wheelchairs: http://www.chunc.com/

-MADD: http://www.madd.org/

-Not so flattering MADD info: http://www.alcoholfacts.org/ReputationOfMADD.html

-What are the DUI penalties in my state: http://www.totaldui.com/dui_state_laws.htm

News:
- If you previously subscribed to the newsletter, you will need to subscribe again. On the left side of the www.diabeticincandyland.com site, enter your email into “Join the Email List” and you will receive updates when new shows and content is available.

-I gave the site a makeover and it flows a lot better. Any comments, questions? Email: editor@diabeticincandyland.com

The podsafe Musical talent for this show were:

-“LiveSummerRain” by Weapons of Mass Destruction. Find them at http://www.weaponsite.com

-“Executive Washroom” and “Reborn into Orange” by Orb Gettar. Find him at www.tetragrammatonproductionsltd.net

Note: I’m revising the site theme. All feeds and players will work. Thanks for your patience. 

I’ve got some new sponsorship and this one sounds like a winner.  BTW Mudflap’s Truck Stop Chili has been recalled by the FDA, FBI and Interpol so make sure to read the expiration date on the can.

Dr. T. Aint’s Ointment
 

 

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The blue lights flicked on and the car tweeped his siren twice and I pulled over.

 

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News:
Check out the Diabetic in Candyland on Quarter life: http://www.quarterlife.com/raygunray.
And check out this new show community before everybody knows about it.

My One Minute How-To is now live. Go to http://www.oneminutehowto.com/ and lookup Item #209 - “How To Deal With Losing Your Job”

The podsafe musical talent for this show were:
“Sex Drugs Love Marx” by saul duck - look him up at http://www.opsound.org/

“Ninja Jazz” by A-A. Find them at http://www.anal0g.org/- that’s analog with a zero.

“Karma” a very suitable piece by UC+GK also on http://www.opsound.org/

Please welcome our new sponsor, Mudflap’s Truck Stop Chili  - Suspicously Good.  Also, DIC will return next week with my 2 part story about the consequences of driving under the influence.

 

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We lit up a thousand yule logs…We were lights on a phone tree…

I will be featured at www.oneminutehowto.com early this month. Also, The Sundown (http://www.larrywinfield.com/sundownlounge.htm) Lounge has played my promo. Thanks a lot to Larry Winfield.

 

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Musical Talent:
“Christmas Day in the Morning” -Shira Kammen. Lookup at http://www.magnatune.com.

Public domain MIDI tunes from An Online Christmas Songbook. http://www.christmassongbook.net

Tech Note: Recently my web host upgraded the server and there has been some problems with the feed and downloading the show.  I have resynched the feed and made upgrades required by an upgrade to PHP5.  Things should be working fine now, but let me know if they aren’t. 

Like most Americans, I’ll be out of town to have Christmas with family. So I’ll be taking a two week break from the show but will return on December 31 with an all new Diabetic in Santaland podcast. 

I want to personally thank all listeners, contributors and subscribers for tuning in to my odd little show.  The only gift I wan’t under my Taunebaum is more listeners.  So, when you are communing with friends, loved ones and family, tell them about DIC and an angel will get  wings (with a side of curly fries).

From the Diabetic in Candyland family, Have a Merry [Your Holday Here- unless you’re Jehovah’s Witness or a Godless Atheist].  And please don’t drink and sleigh.

An old friend named Frank drops in a has found a ingenious way to deflect panhandlers.

…My God….It’s never going to end!!!!

Stick around till the end for a promo by The Drabble Cast -  its Flash fiction that’s on the far side of different. Listen to the promo and check out http://www.drabblecast.org/

 

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“Face on the Bar Room Floor” Poem:
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Czech Dictionary:
Pet: Five
Pivo: Beer
Yak Se Mas: How’s it Going?

Info about Kiribus Islands: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/kr.html

Musical Talent:

“Danny Boy” performed my Anthony Elmore with MIDI accompanyment.

“Nauty Hula Eyes”and  ”Red Hibiscus” by Danny Iona

“Ain’t Nobody’s Business” by Earl Johnson

What Happens in Amsterdam Stains in Amsterdam.

 …But it didn’t end with guilt. There were consequences…

Please don’t judge me to harshly, I was young.

 

 

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Musical Talent:
“Kwailo Remix of Black is the Night” by Pellegrosso. ccMixter Page

“Cut the Shit” by R-08028. Very cool website: http://r08028.com/

“Bercerra String Quartet”

“Pathetique” by Ludwig Von Beethoven.

This week the Social Diabetic in Chief confronts the horror that is…..applying for a job!
<Screams of Terror>

What. My name isn’t P. Smith….No…Wha……

Mr. Elmore….are you aware of an odor?…. 

 

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Musical Talent:

Show Intro - “Ochestrial Victory” - Composed and written by Dimitry Lifshitz.  Dimitry is the keyboarder for Gevolt, a Yiddish language metal band - no kidding.  Site: http://www.soundroll.com

“JJ’s Story” Soundtrack:
- “Rhodes Jam #1″ by Avocade. Look him up at www.ccmixter.com.

“Step into Failure” Soundtrack:
-”181″ by Carl Leth. Find him at http://opsound.org/artist/carlleth/

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